Scene 1: A slightly tawdry living room in North East London.
A mother and daughter butterfly sit in drinking cups of tea. The men of the family went on a big night up west. Ma Butterfly is a bit worried. The boys like a bit of trouble.

You know what, our Shaz, I've not seen our Gaz and Baz butterflies for a while. You think they're OK?

I dunno. They were off up that tunnel out west, weren't they? They always get a bit sweary and fighty when they head up west, don't they?
Some minutes pass.
Suddenly, Ma is alerted to the sound of an envelope falling on the mat.
“Wonder what that is?”
She opens the envelope and out falls a photo and a letter.

Oh my God, this letter says they've got our boys! We've got to get to that tunnel and find them!
Scene 2: Ma and daughter get on a Routemaster up west. They reach the tunnel
Scene 3: In the tunnel. There’s no sign of the boys, but our heroines find a shred of a web, a lovebug looking for a lost love, and some ghostly souls.

They have taken our boys. But we will wait for them to return.
August 21, 2009 at 8:01 pm |
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